>> Taglines - Bumper Stickers Seen on the Information Superhighway >> >>----- >> >>> What came first, the woman or the department store? >>> >>> I tried to smoke some hash, but the corned beef wouldn't light! >>> >>> Death to all fanatics! >>> >>> Lawyer: a cat who settles disputes between mice. >>> >>> Tractor pulls: for people who can't understand wrestling. >>> >>> I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit. >>> >>> If you can't say something nice, say something surreal. >>> >>> I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died. >>> >>> Love: two vowels, two consonants, two fools. >>> >>> I don't want the whole world, just your half. >>> >>> "Energize," said Kirk, and the pink bunny appeared. >>> >>> Purranoia: the fear that your cats are up to Something! >>> >>> Listen to sermon before eating missionary. >>> >>> I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence! >>> >>> Baby philosophy: If it stinks, change it. >>> >>> According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist. >>> >>> C:\GRAPHICS\GIF\NAUGHTY\FILTHY\DISGUSTING\WOW! >>> >>> Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill. >>> >>> "That's entertainment." - Vlad the Impaler >>> >>> Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii? >>> >>> Professionals are predictable - amateurs are DANGEROUS! >>> >>> Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have. >>> >>> Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either. >>> >>> Philistines demand David be tested for steroids. >>> >>> I am Stoned of Borg! Resistance is like, like, I ferget. >>> >>> I brake for hallucinations. >>> >>> I brake for animals - and accelerate for small children. >>> >>> A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. >>> >>> Seppuku: unique Japanese way to let it all hang out. >>> >>> "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of e-mail!" >>> >>> Saint Fracas (456? - 458) had a short but raucous childhood. >>> >>> Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow. >>> >>> Suture Self Magazine, the home guide to personal surgery. >>> >>> Entomology: I fear no weevil. >>> >>> It said, "Insert disk #3," but only two will fit! >>> >>> ..and this little piggy stayed home. He's agoraphobic. >>> >>> Another smooth escape disguised as a dramatic exit. >>> >>> Zebra: a sports model jackass. >>> >>> Chirpes: n, A canarial disease, no tweetment. >>> >>> Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from! >> >> >>----- End Included Message ----- >> >> > > Dan Brown | System admin for the Electronic Frontier Foundation | brown@eff.org "I fear for the safety of the remaining members of the Senate, and other innocent children that may visit the nation's capitol..." Shabbir J. Safdar in a letter to the Department of Justice. -- Stanton McCandlish