[From the Usenet Oracle, based on "The Bells" by Edgar Allen Poe.] > See the merging of the Bells-- > Baby Bells! > How they peddle, peddle, peddle, > On the Infobahn of night! > While the Feds that love to meddle > With our phones, all seem to settle > On the Clipper with delight; > Fighting crime, crime, crime, > That they find on comp.mail.mime, > To the tintinabulation that moronically wells > From the Bells, Bells, Bells, Bells, > Bells, Bells, Bells-- > From the piddling and the peddling of the Bells!